Chapter 21 Teaser

“You’ll wrap it up real good?” Edward asked with a raised brow.

Jasper rolled his eyes and nodded, “Yes, dad.”

Edward crossed his arms and Jasper laughed.

“You know, you have that scolding look down, Edward. Now all you need to do is knock Bella up and you’ll be all set.”

Edward laughed. “Well, I am trying,” he replied with a smirk.

“I’m sure you are,” Jasper winked. “Three, four, five times a day. Ya know, whatever it takes,” Jasper replied, readjusting his coveralls.

“Was that the key, Jasper, ‘cause you sure got Alice knocked up right away.”

“I’m surprised she didn’t have triplets with the amount of seed I was planting,” Jasper said, wagging his brows.

“I’m shocked I have any semen left after the amount of fucking Bella and I are doing.”

“I can’t believe you guys are talking about this,” Seth shook his head.

“Edward, don’t be so vile around Seth,” Jasper mocked, covering Seth’s ears. “His delicate nature can’t handle it.”

Seth laughed and pushed him away. “Fuck you. I can handle it just fine. I just never heard two dudes talking about knocking girls up. I thought only women talked about shit like that.”

“Oh really?” Edward said standing up.

“So you’re calling us women?” Jasper asked trying to look angry but not pulling it off.

Seth looked between the two of them as they started to approach him. He raised his hands in surrender.

“I’m not saying it’s bad, just you know… shit!”

Seth darted out of the way as Edward and Jasper leaped at him. He started running around the bikes and then was corned by Edward and Jasper.

“Come on man, we got bikes to finish,” Seth yelled, once again raising his hands.

“We own the joint,” Jasper smiled.

“Which means we can take a break and fuck you up,” Edward finished.

“Wait! Wait! Wait!” Seth couldn't stop grinning.

Seth tried to bob and weave away from them but they were too fast for him. All three were laughing incredible hard, so much so that Seth was actually bent over out of breath. Jasper seeing an opportunity came at him and brought him to the ground like an MMA prize fighter. Edward grinned as Seth screamed out. He pounced on his legs while Seth wiggled underneath them both, trying his best to get loose, all the while laughing and screaming that he was going to piss himself. Before things got too carried away the bell to the garage went off. All three of them stopped horsing around and turned towards the door. A short woman with graying hair stepped inside and Edward smiled.

“Holy shit!” Edward said getting to his feet and brushing his hair back.